The Progressive Bible!

I think this article by Steve Deace printed in Townhall.com articulates very well what, "in my opinion", is happening to our country today! I fear greatly for my grand, and great grand children as to what type of civilization they will be living in in the future!? 

 

 

The Progressive Bible

Steve Deace | Printed in Townhall.com Apr 06, 2013

 

If you’ve been receiving your daily downloads from our media intelligentsia, comrade, you know we must now all bow down at the altar of demographics. Therefore, our traditions and morals must forevermore be defined not by their truthfulness, but rather if they pass muster with those who binge on Mountain Dew Code Red while watching “Modern Family” reruns.

Hence, we must evolve or we will die a cruel, slow death where Karma (the only spiritual force beyond ourselves now officially recognized in our brave, new world) sentences us to an eternity of Karl Rove-Dick Morris vaudeville shows as punishment for our ignorant intolerance. That means the Bible must evolve, too, lest it get left behind (pardon the pun) as Western civilization “progresses” towards economy-collapsing debt, child sacrifice, sexual deviancy, and compulsory state-induced stupidity.

Since I have absolutely no authority to amend or alter the Word of God, who better than me to follow in the equally unqualified and arrogant footsteps of the secularists and do so anyway. True, I could be risking Hell by doing so, but Rob Bell has convinced me Hell doesn’t exist so I’m good to go. After all, if you can’t rely on a wannabe shaman peddling postmodernism in hipster glasses who can you trust?

Thus, to make the Bible more contemporary, inclusive, and progressive, here are my top 10 verses that need to be “updated” for our enlightened age.

10. In the beginning the god of your understanding watched the “big bang” occur, and then stood idly by for billions of years curious to see how this whole evolution thing would turn out.

9. For we so love the state that we give it our only begotten offspring. Whosoever believes in the state will not perish but get an Obama-phone and cash for clunkers.

8. Thou shall steal when it’s your “right”, when someone is “rich,” or when you’re a victim of white privilege.

7. Therefore, whatever god you recognize gave you over to the pure desires of your loins, to hit it with any consenting adult and/or organic orifice that floats your boat.

6. And one day every knee will bow, and every tongue will confess that god is whomever you need him/her/it to be.

5. Judge not lest ye believe in redistributing wealth, then judge much and judge harshly.

4. Do not murder, unless you’re going to be “punished with a baby.”

3. And Moses said to the theocratic authoritarian denying diversity in Egypt: “Let my people go into the wilderness so that they may recycle, commune with nature, and repent for their carbon footprint.”

2. Jesus’ mother came to him because the same-sex wedding party had run out of legalized marijuana. Jesus replied, “Maternal unit, why do you involve me? I am still buzzing from our last stash.” Jesus’ mother replied to the undocumented immigrants tending the wedding, “Do whatever he tells you.” So Jesus told them: “Puff, puff, pass man…puff, puff, pass.”

1. Jesus said, “I am a good moral teacher. Believe in what you will, for all roads lead to Heaven.”

 

In regard to the Evolution THEORY!! Yes it is just a THEORY!

 

Darwin's theory of evolution, though never proven is accepted as fact today! This theory is just as crazy as Climate Change (Global Warming!)

In regard to the Evolution THEORY!! Yes it is just a THEORY! A theory that's never been proven that we are descendants of some sort of an ape like creature! In fact this theory is in crisis in light of the tremendous advances we've made in molecular biology, biochemistry and genetics over the past fifty years. We now know that there are in fact tens of thousands of irreducibly complex systems on the cellular level. And we don't need a microscope to observe irreducible complexity. The eye, the ear and the heart are all examples of irreducible complexity, though they were not recognized as such in Darwin's day. Nevertheless, Darwin confessed, "To suppose that the eye with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection seems, I freely confess, absurd in the highest degree."

Everyone knows we are all decedents of the Samarians who were created by the Anunnaki race from planet Nibiru! They created man using genetic engineering. Through the great works of scholars such as Zecharia Sitchin and Lloyd Pye, we have learned that the Anunnaki are said to have created Humans from the primitive man already here, and combined their genes with the primitive Neanderthal to create us. In The Mystery of Life's Origin: Reassessing Current Theories, Charles Thaxton, Walter Bradley and Roger Olsen (Philosophical Library, NY 1984) calculate the energy and entropy levels involved in assembling the complex molecules that comprise our genetic code. From their work it is clear that the complex genetic program each of us inherited was created by a Superior Intelligence at the beginning-it could not possibly have "evolved." The Second Law of Thermodynamics demands that orderly, complex systems break down, fall apart, rot, rust and decay with the passage of time. Outside energy and outside Intelligence were required to bring the genetic code into existence. This Superior Intelligence may have been the Anunnaki!

 

 

 



WWII Veterans Held at Gun Point by Our own Government!

WWII Veterans Held at Gun Point by Our own Government!

 

Are Americans still in their slumber while the country is taken over by Obama and his minions! This scene reminds me of Tenormin Square! The riot police and their hardware remind me of storm troopers! Will they really shoot a WWII veteran who wants to see the monument!? Will the armored personnel carrier really fire on citizens! Is this going to be the new Lexington and Concord? Should we all grab our legal guns and head to Washington to provide armed support for or veterans?? Will Obama activate his personal army (HLS) across the country to be on guard for other disturbances? Will he try to use this to declare Marshall Law that will eliminate all of your rights under the constitution? Will he then make every law abiding citizens who own guns criminals and start confiscating them? Putting anyone who disagrees into compounds (concentration camps!) There will be no shortage of people who will volunteer to manage and guard these law breakers by observing the armed guards in Washington! Under executive order he will cancel any future elections and then appoint whoever he wants in position of leadership, just like the czars! He will eliminate again through executive order any radicals on the Supreme Court (conservatives)! Oh you say this   will/ could never happen here! That’s what the citizens of Germany, Cuba, Russia, Japan, and any other countries that fell under the spell of other charismatic leaders whom dividing the country into segments and pit them against each other! He has also picked a group to demonize and turn the rest of the country against them, just likes the Jews! Go ahead tell me I’m crazy! That’s ok, BUT what if I’m right? You Obama supporters better wake up before it’s too late! Don’t be a “Useful Idiot” supporting anything he decides to do!

The NFL and Concussions!

The NFL and Concussions!

 

.Wow! It took Steve Young seven concussions to know something was wrong!  Also one of the biggest outspoken individual on this subject is Merril Hoge who also suffered NUMERIOUS concussions while playing in the NFL! After his final concussion he sued the Chicago Bears and won a $1.5 million dollar settlement! Both of these gentleman and others like them had the warrior attitude that they would have to be carried off the field before they would stop playing!? They could have stopped playing after their 1^st concussion but they decided to continue! I don’t buy into they were told they were ok. Come on these are grown men who wanted to ignore any negative advice about stop playing because of the glory and money associated with Pro Football!  Also they only people complaining are EX players, I don’t see any current players standing up and complaining because they would have to explain why they continue to play!! Are you aware that at the high school and college level sports cheer leaders have more injuries than football players!? Where is the outcry over this?Any job has its risk and rewards and compared to the most dangerous jobs in America football rewards are very high compared to the risk. Professional football doesn’t even rank in the top ten most dangerous jobs in America! The top 2, Fisherman and Loggers rewards are considerably lower than pro football players but people knowing the risk still sign on to do the job! After watching pro football for over 50 years I have seen the sport change significantly to protect players by changing the rules and introducing better equipment! So to say the league doesn’t care about its players I think is wrong! I also think that the blame for the concussion issue needs to be put squarely on the player’s backs!   It’s their responsibility to take care of their health not some team doctor!

A quote from an uninformed voter!

A quote from an uninformed voter!

 

“President Obama and most democrats represent and are working for the betterment of our country and ALL Americans. Republicans just cater to rich and influential benefactors!”  

So why did Obama remove access to the White House for the general public in March but still entertained lobbyist? So who is really catering to rich and influential benefactors! These broad statements are just parroting the party line. I wish more people would educate themselves on what's really going on in Washington and not just repeat what they hear! Democrats and Republicans alike! These politicians, all of them are only thinking of staying in power and then catering to whoever can help them achieve that! You say, “President Obama and most democrats represent and are working for the betterment of our country and ALL Americans.” Does that include NRA Members, Pro Life Americans? What about Americans who for whatever reason don’t support gay rights (whatever that means!)? How about Americans who think Global Warming is a shame? And let’s not forget Americans who are fundamental Christians! Once the president is elected he or she should represent ALL Americans and try to bring everyone together through compromise and respecting everyone’s opinion! Obama’s approach is his way or the highway! If he doesn’t agree with a law he ignores it or goes around it like he has done with immigration! He can’t get the American people to support his plan to provide amnesty to the 20 million ILLEGAL aliens in our country! So he through executive order changes policy which tells his ICE agents NOT to arrest and deport most of the illegals currently here! Thus providing them amnesty! Politicians today are like magicians and used car dealers. They work on illusion and bait and switch! Using smoke and mirrors and always selling you the upgrade you/we cannot afford! Most Americans today can tell you all about American Idol or Real Housewives from wherever then they can tell you who their representatives in congress are! The United States use to be the best country in the world, it isn’t any longer! We don’t have the best bridges or highway infrastructure, the best railway systems, the best education system, or the best skyscrapers, and so on and so on! We used to be a country that had faith in a God that helped us though wars and depressions!  Whether you believed in the Bible or the Torah, they had good guidelines to live by! The Ten Commandments were pretty simple! But we threw them out and have turned on  the Bible and the Torah! What we are using to today to drive our country is unknown to me! If we are not careful we may all be living under Sharia law because these people are zealots and we no longer have the backbone to stop them! Let’s  pray for our grandchildren and the children of our grandchildren because they way we are going they will probably be living in a third world country that had fallen apart both physically and spiritually!

Gunman's Path to DC Emerges, but Questions Remain

Gunman's Path to DC Emerges, but Questions Remain

WASHINGTON September 18, 2013 (AP)

By ERIC TUCKER Associated Press  

“Through a wall at his Rhode Island hotel, Aaron Alexis could hear them — voices harassing him, wanting to harm him. He couldn't sleep. He believed people were following him, using a microwave machine to send vibrations to his body. He changed hotels once, then again. But he called police and told them he couldn't get away from the voices.

On Aug. 7, police alerted officials at the Newport Naval Station about the naval defense contractor's call. But officers didn't hear from him again.”

I don’t understand why he wasn’t stripped of all his access to the building immediately?! Political correctness gone wild?

“ ………. as the workweek dawned, Alexis entered the sprawling Washington Navy Yard, a 41-acre labyrinth of buildings protected by armed guards and metal detectors where employees must show IDs to get past doors and gates. Authorities believe he drove a rental car there.

He was equipped with his pass for base access — and the shotgun. Within minutes, it would create mayhem.”

Where were the ARMED GUARDS? How did he get through the METAL DETECTORS? Was he exempt for some reason? How come no one saw him carrying a shotgun from the parking lot then into the building, here again where were the ARMED GUARDS!?  

“Trained tactical officers arrived, bursting through the building within seven minutes of the first 911 call, and Alexis shot at them, too.” 

Here again where were the ARMED GUARDS who were already in the building? Were they not allowed to fire their weapons? Are where they off hiding somewhere? Trained Tactical Officers arrived in SEVEN MINUTES, you can kill a lot of people in seven minutes! How come heavily armed and trained officers could not bring done one long gunman? Couldn’t they shoot straight? This was a FUBR! 

“Fire alarms blared, and officers had a hard time hearing one another…….!” 

This is a lousy excuse for them not doing their jobs! These are supposed to be a HIGHLY TRAIND Tactical Team!?  

“Once inside, Alexis picked a handgun off an officer and, armed with two weapons, terrorized the building's occupants.” 

Was the officer wounded or dead? Was he/she totally by themselves? Were there no other officers in the vicinity? This needs to be explained? 

“The FBI, which launched a nationwide active shooter training program for local law enforcement after last December's Connecticut elementary school massacre, says the average mass shooting is over within minutes and often ends once police arrive” 

The FBI better review this training program if these teams couldn’t isolate and take this guy down faster than they did???? OH, that’s right they couldn’t hear each other because of the fire alarm! GEEEEZ! 

“Twelve victims died — a body count that police say could have been much higher, even after they determined that the gunman had worked alone. Eight were injured, with all expected to survive.” 

Twelve victims died and eight were wounded, the body count could have been much lower if the VICTIMS were able to carry guns to protect themselves! OH, here again I forgot Washington D.C. has some of the strictest gun laws in the country which lets the bad guys be armed and innocent citizens go unarmed to be preyed upon! Let’s think about a lion chasing a water buffalo and the buffalo has his hoofs and horns to protect itself which they use efficiently and effectively! Gun control is like taking away the buffalo’s horns and hoofs which in their logic would make the African plains much safer for everyone! Especially for the lions! What do you think!? 

"What caused this individual to kill so many innocent men and women? He was crazy!  How did he carry out and plan this attack? There was no plan, he just went to work and by passed the metal detectors and the armed guards and then shot people! How did he get access to the weapons? What could have been done to prevent this tragedy?  This is a stupid question! Make everyone use the metal detectors, train your armed guards how to isolate and take out these nut balls! And most importantly, whether anyone else aided or assisted him either wittingly or unwittingly in this tragedy?" No one assisted him! 

Of course every gun control advocate will be on all the news shows blaming the gun! Where the problem was obvious! Make sure you use the existing security procedures! Some of the questions that need to be answered are how did this guy walk from the parking lot to the offices with a shotgun and not be noticed by anyone?? How did he get though the metal detectors? And does this building really have armed guards and where were they? Or was the security personnel just lowly paid watchman with radios?

THIS SHOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED FOR GOD’s SAKE! OH! I FORGOT AGAIN THAT GOD IS NOT ALLOWED ON OR IN A FEDERAL FACILITY!!!!

Call Him the Reviewer in Chief: Obama Breaks Down 'The Butler'

 

The movie “The Butler”, seems to portray Republican presidents negatively, and the Democratic presidents in a more positive light! I guess this may be because these Presidents are seen through the filtered eyes of a black man and his family at the beginning of and during the civil rights movement. What I think is left out is how the Voters Rights Act of 1965 and other Civil Rights bills were passed because of Republicans in the Senate and Congress even though there were Democratic Presidents in office at the time. JFK & LBJ!  During this time you had Democrats such as Lester Maddox and George Wallace doing everything in their power to stop this movement! The Stand in the Schoolhouse Door took place at Foster Auditorium at the University of Alabama on June 11, 1963. George Wallace, the Governor of Alabama, in a symbolic attempt to keep his inaugural promise of "segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever" and stop the desegregation of schools, stood at the door of the auditorium to try to block the entry of two black students, Vivian Malone Jones and James Hood. What is lost in history today is that Republicans have done more to free blacks, give them the right to vote and attend schools of their choice then Democrats ever have! Just because Nixon didn’t visit MLK while he was in jail changed blacks perspective on Republicans forever without understanding the past! Nixon made a mistake, but black people need to reassess their allegiance because supporting the Democratic Party for the last 50 years has not served them well!