If 99.0 percent is good
enough, then...
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Two million documents will be lost by the IRS this year.
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22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank account in the next 60
minutes.
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1,314 phone calls will be misplaced by telecommunication services every minute.
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268,500 defective tires will be shipped this year.
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14,208 defective personal computers will be shipped this year.
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103,260 income tax returns will be processed incorrectly this year.
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2,488,200 books will be shipped in the next 12 months with the wrong cover.
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5,517,200 cases of soft drinks produced in the next 12 months will be flatter
than a bad
tire.
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Two plane landings daily at O’Hare International Airport in Chicago will crash.
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18,322 pieces of mail will be mishandled in the next hour.
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291 pacemaker operations will be performed incorrectly this year.
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880,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out to have incorrect cardholder
information on their magnetic strips.
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$9,690 will be spent today, tomorrow, next Thursday, and every day in the
future
on defective, often unsafe sporting
equipment.
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55 malfunctioning automatic teller machines will be installed in the next 12
months.
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20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions will be shipped this year.
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114,500 mismatched pairs of shoes will be shipped this year.
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$761,9000 will be spent in the next 12 months on tapes and compact disk that
won’t
play.
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